Day: December 18, 2024

Sarcophagus of ‘Santa Claus’ believed to be discovered during excavation

5:23 am December 18, 2024

ST. NICK SURPRISE – An excavation team uncovered the sarcophagus attached to who they believe is the saint that inspired Santa Claus. PRIZE CHICKEN – Grubhub has released its annual year in review food trend report, revealing Americans’ love for poultry and other favorites. BARE NECESSITIES – Airline passengers are trying out a controversial travel […]

Border Patrol arrests South African national on terrorist watchlist who entered US illegally

4:26 am December 18, 2024

A South African national who illegally entered the U.S. landed a “positive match” on the terrorist watchlist leading to his “swift” arrest in New York City. According to U.S. Border Patrol Chief Jason Owens, the unidentified South African national was initially detained in Texas for criminal trespassing, but was released. Owens said that a further […]

Planes, stars and hobbyists: Lawmakers insist nothing ‘nefarious’ is happening in NJ skies

4:26 am December 18, 2024

Lawmakers exiting a classified briefing with U.S. intelligence officials insisted they received assurances nothing “nefarious” is going on with the recent uptick in drone sightings in New Jersey. On Tuesday, U.S. officials from the CIA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security and Defense Department privately briefed members of the House Intelligence Committee in an effort to […]

Attorney for RFK Jr. blasts ‘hysterical’ media report as distortion of HHS pick’s views on vaccines

3:55 am December 18, 2024

An attorney advising Robert F. Kennedy Jr., President-elect Donald Trump’s secretary nominee for the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), is slamming a New York Times report this week that claimed he sought to revoke the Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) approval for the polio vaccine. “Contrary to hysterical media reports that the petition […]

Farm state Republicans appear skeptical about RFK amid his quest for HHS confirmation

3:40 am December 18, 2024

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. will be asked to explain some of his beliefs about farming and food production by Republicans who are protective of the agricultural industry in their states. This could stand in the way of a smooth confirmation if he doesn’t manage to address their concerns. “They’ve got to be able to use […]